Crow, hell.
Dog crap pie would be too good for them.
I was told that eating Crow will turn you into a good Pickpocket ?...
Alternatively if U R turning into a DEMOCRAT you become a parasite
“Crow, hell.Dog crap pie would be too good for them.”
Well... A dog pile would be a whole lot easier to bag.
Back in the 60s my uncle told me about the bounty on crows and he handed me the .22 and told me to “go get some Crows and you can earn yourself some Sodapop money.”
Well, I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to bag a crow, but they see you coming and they fly off! It is impossible. So I never got any soda pop money from Crow Bounty, but a short walk down the country lane that my Hardscrabble farmer Uncle Harry lived on and I could get a few bottles and cash them in for some soda pop when we went into town.
Thinking back on it, I wonder what Uncle Harry was up to while I was out in the field trying to bag crow... I’m sure he had some ulterior motive for getting me out of sight and out of mind. It might have been just for a little bit of peace or downtime from the squirrely nephew , or maybe uncle took a couple tugs on the bottle while I was off involved in the hunt.
Uncles beagle didn’t mind the romp... Summertime was a wonderful time at my Hardscrabble farmer Uncle Harry’s Farm. I learned a lot there.