Posted on 06/07/2019 9:09:55 PM PDT by EdnaMode
A Florida woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly walked into an “ax-throwing" bar scraping two machetes together and telling patrons “she had killed over 100 people with those machetes,” according to a report.
Victoria Morley, described as a 54-year-old transient, also allegedly threatened to kill the manager if anyone followed her out of the bar in St. Petersburg, the Tampa Bay Times reported.
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME: WHY IN (Nicholas Cage from “The Rock” here) ZEUS’ BUTTHOLE! DOES FLORIDA HAVE ALL THE BIZARRE, WEIRD-AL YANKOVIC NEWS???
Bar patrons should have shot her down immediately.
Okay, I’ll bite.
What is an “ax-throwing” bar?
Different US states have different laws regarding how much law enforcement can disclose in the way of gritty details about crime.
49 states are pretty conservative about it but a liberal stand-out is Florida —they can legally squeel all kinds of details.
So it always seems as if all perps in Florida are totally nuts.
Were California to adopt such laws...?
(shudder)
What is an “ax-throwing” bar?
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Not a place I’ll be going.
Too much sun?
Already posted Seinfeld memes to this story on an earlier thread.
No, it was another axe throwing Floridian.
Haha. Classic.
I’ve always thought those newly popular Ax Throwing Bars were just one throw away from a horrible accident. You have sharply bladed tools, you have affordable beer and other spirits, you have slightly tipsy people throwing these tools while standing a couple of yards away.
When something does happen, you’ll hear people saying; “Everybody was stunned. Nobody expected such a thing to happen here!!” To each his own, is all I’ll say. Wonder what the liability insurance is for those places?
There are bars and clubs that have competitive axe throwing. Kind of like darts, except with axes. I saw it one late night on ESPN.
They should have axed her to leave.
No way i dont eventually move to Florida
It sounds like a scene from Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills Cop.
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