[Deaf Smith]

That is because your threads do not have the combination of the subjects of:

Mom

Prison

Rain

Trucks

Trains

And Gitt'n Drunk.

[Billthedrill]

That is because your threads do not have the combination of the subjects of:

You're right! I feel a country song coming on...

I ran over my dog in my old pickup truck
While takin' my Momma to jail,
The Sheriff said "Son, you'd best give me your gun
"And your badge, and you'd better make bail."
There was rain on the train and the track at my back
And a bottle I sipped in a brown paper sack
And the Sheriff he said, "Son, I'm pullin' your thread,
"Now you better get ready to pack."

So I'm sitting alone in a cell I call home
While my girlfriend ran off with the car
And I know that my post wouldn't have to be toast
If I'd just sent some dough to FR.

I feel much better now.

[Equine1952]

Is that you David Allen? The perfect country and western song.