[KierkegaardMAN]

The city police called off the search when they learned the donuts were safe.

[BigEdLB]

Stupid! Cops will always protect the donut shop

[adamjeeps]

I bet officers were in route before the call even came in! LOL!!! Seriously though, how much cash could a donut shop have?? And thanks to all officers who are fighting through these crazy times!

[GaryCrow]

He should have known that you never hijack a donut shop, nothing will steel the resolve of cops like that.

It’s like stealing the Ark from the Temple of Solomon and expecting to get away with it.

[blueunicorn6]

“A bald man”?

Really?

I thought we were over the old bigotry of bald guys stealing donuts.

Next, we’ll be reading stories about dark haired people eating leprechauns.

[RetiredArmy]

The cops will be back to inspect the “crime scene” and check out the “evidence” several more times each day, or as long as the “evidence” remains on hand for them to “inspect.” :-)

[\/\/ayne]

An extra charge for not taking a delicious doughnut!

[Viking2002]

If he ate one of those nasty-assed things, they should let him off with time served.

[Seruzawa]

possession of a weapon by a prohibited person

An ex-con. Whodathunk. Stupid enough to knock over a doughnut shop. LOL.

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

Let’s see...

Many Krispy Kreme stores give LEOs coffee and a donut free of charge. Anytime.

So, it’s like trying to rob a gun store. The odds of a bad outcome are very good.

5.56mm

[catnipman]

“Omaha Police Arrest Krispy Kreme Robbery Suspect”

personally, i’d have gone for the jelly-filled ones and the cream-filled ones with chocolate icing ...

[smvoice]

How much dough did he make off with?

[rigelkentaurus]

I am confused. Did the Omaha police arrest the doughnut shop manager and staff for assaulting the black guy robbing their store by calling the police? DA charge the manager with attempted swatting murder?

[Bikkuri]

What’s Florida Man doing over there!~?

[twister881]

“Michael Moore was located 50 feet from the shop, out of breath and with sugar glaze around his mouth & $37 in his pocket. Moore was arrested and booked on suspicion of being a fat, annoying dumbass.”

[dfwgator]

Robbing a doughnut shop.

“This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth.”

[Libloather]

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Was his name Nadler, by any chance?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

The perp was suffering from a sugar-high when the police found him with a white cream on his face.