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1960s Hits Renamed (For Old Farts Only)
June 20, 2021
| Vanity
Posted on 06/20/2021 9:38:26 PM PDT by PROCON
Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harum---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba---
Denture Queen
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore ---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
And Last , but NOT least:
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
Every day may not be good...
But there's something good in every day.
TOPICS: Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: 1960s; humor; music; oldpeople; parody; thegoodolddays
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Sent to me by a friend.
Yeah, I know they're not all '60's songs.
OK you old farts, (like me), add your favorite 1960's+ remakes to the list.
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:38:26 PM PDT
by
PROCON
To: PROCON
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:45:39 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. Obama free since 1/20/17. PTL ~ Þ )
To: PROCON
Killing me softly with your Bong.
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:46:14 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
To: PROCON
Beach Boys - I Get A Hoveround
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:48:02 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food. )
To: PROCON
Killing me softly with your Bong.
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:48:09 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
To: PROCON
Like that Fridge in my backyard garden, I am filled with wine!
To: John Milner
Carly Simon - Cooooonnn Stipation
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:49:30 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food. )
To: PROCON
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:49:33 PM PDT
by
Donkey Odious
( Adapt, improvise, and overcome - now a motto for us all.)
To: BykrBayb
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:50:00 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
To: John Milner
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:50:43 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food. )
To: John Milner
Rolling Stones - Hey You Get Off of My Lawn
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:52:20 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food. )
To: John Milner
Johnny Rivers - Rockin Pneumonia and the Chinese Covid Flu.
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:54:37 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food. )
To: John Milner
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:56:13 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
To: PROCON
This one needs no renaming.
Blind Faith-Can’t Find My Way Home
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:57:06 PM PDT
by
jy8z
(When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
To: PROCON
I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.
And this just in:
The Carpenters:
Hey, Mr. Guder, You Old Fart
To: jy8z
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posted on
06/20/2021 9:59:00 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
To: PROCON
Iron Butterfly:
Flowers and Metamucil
To: PROCON
Paul Mariat Orchestra - Love is Blue (Pill)
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posted on
06/20/2021 10:01:26 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food. )
To: PROCON
The Zombies:
It’s the Time of the Season (For Napping)
To: John Milner
Doors - Hello Who Are You?
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posted on
06/20/2021 10:04:48 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food. )
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