Posted on 07/30/2021 9:35:30 AM PDT by tbw2
SAN DIEGO, CA—According to sources, Democrats in Washington really want people to get vaccinated. When it comes to undocumented immigrants, however, Democrats don't really seem to care as much. This led local man Damien Cooper to pose as an illegal immigrant so politicians won't bother him about getting vaccinated all the time.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Man Disguises Self As Illegal Immigrant So Democrats Won’t Care That He’s Unvaccinated
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-disguises-self-as-illegal-immigrant-so-democrats-wont-care-that-hes-unvaccinated
Everyone needs an “illegal alien” card—gets you all the bennies without needing to be vaccinated—and it can be fake!
One could also disguise him/herself as a democrat voter, who voted for Biden, and go loot a store and walk out loaded, with no worries at all or being arrested or charged with a crime.
Or, go punch a little old lady and take her bag with money and credit cards and her house keys. It’s the age of criminality gone wild.
I have thought about doing something like this. Not kidding.
“No habla ingles.”
Of course, if someone started with me in Spanish, I’d have to turn around and walk away.
Bottom line is it seems illegals have more rights than citizens these days.
He looks racist in that getup. /s
That’s funny. A person asked if I was vaccinated so I responded in Greek and shrugged my shoulders.
The idiot walked away.... they were spoiling for a confrontation and got nowhere! (SO stupid, they can’t even recognize Spanish and they didn’t care to find out) 😜
It made m day!!
A social security card for freeloaders!
This is satire?
Who hasn’t thought of doing this?
I don't need no stinkin vaccine
Yes, it is satire
That’s the way to do it! — uh, I mean, donde esta la biblioteca?
Combined Coronavirus PING! and DANG!
Learn a few phrases in Esperanto, Loglan or Lojban. Being natural language derived they sound somewhat familiar, but incomprehensible.
Your odds of meeting someone who can speak any of them are pretty minuscule...
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