Ten percent of your royalties for The Big Guy, don't forget!! 
Posted on 12/04/2021 11:23:54 PM PST by JME_FAN
Sung to "If I Only Had a Brain' (The Wizard of Oz):
Oh, my name is Joseph Biden, I'm in my basement hidin' - Permit me to explain ... I'd be speaking with coherence, When I'm making an appearance, If I only had a brain!
Oh, I never was elected, A president selected - The ballot harvest game... And though I'm always fibbin,' I could raise your standard livin,' If I only had a brain!
Oh, I - can't tell you why - there are no goods in the stores ... I consulted AOC - it's her philosophy - and if you ask, you'll get no more!
So, don't bother with complainin,' I need not be explainin'- Why I can't "feel your pain" ... I'm too busy COVID killin,' And I'll rack up thirty trillion, 'Cause I never had a brain!
Ten percent of your royalties for The Big Guy, don't forget!!
Excellent!
I could tell if my emissions were a solid, gas, or liquid if I only had a brain.
Well done.
https://rumble.com/vpl7jb-only-one-brain-cell-left.html
Original country blues jazz
Only one Brain cell.left..lol..
Nice work..
Won’t work for me. Try again please. Would love to see.
A brain in pain that’s hard to explain.
Mine gets sore lol...
Just clay hey hey..
The doctor looked for one last week . . . didn’t find one. He said, “Oh! Oh! Looks like I found it!” but it was a polyp.
Very clever. That took inspiration.
We need a performer to present it on youse tube or banned videos. A cartoon of a plugs likeness would be a good one.
A scarecrow of course portrayed by a plugs likeness. Maybe his current double?
Here's a ditty I composed and posted here back in 2019.....
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN...(dedicated to the Cowardly Lyin' Biden).....
I could while away the hours
Rent a suite at some Trump Towers
Where I could sniff the housemaid's mane
With thoughts that I've been thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
I would not be just a nuffin'.....
But my brain is full of stuffin'
And I'm reduced to sniffin'' flowers
My head I keep on scratchin'
To help a brilliant thought start hatchin'
But my mem'rys down the drain
And my gaffes spout out like rain
I'm a snail in life's fast lane
Where DID I put my brain...???
Oh, if I only had a brain !
If I ONLY had a brain !
Leni/MinuteGal
I love it! Joe the Dumber deserves all the ridicule that can be heaped upon him.
Lmao
Did a few more ...
COV BOOSTER NUMBER NINE!
(Sung to Love Potion Number Nine ... Here’s a link to the original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTjs7a9l0hM
I took my double dose of Pfizer juice ...
You know - that vaccine for the “Fauci Flu?”
He’s pushing hard down on all of yours and mine ...
Tells us “Get a needle of - COV Booster Number Nine!”
I told him that I took the two-shot stick ...
I masked my face, and spaced, but still got sick!
He held up his arm, and he made a fascist sign ...
He said - “Vhat you need is COV Boostah Noombah Neun!”
He turned around, without a sound, und gave me zee vink ...
He screamed “Achtung! I fix you up! Vait heah, und don’t think!”
Then smiled like tyrant swine, und put mine azz inzee CLINK!
He held a dose before my eyes, und deep it sink!
I didn’t know my left hand from my right ...
My heart was fibrillating outa sight!
But when I pissed my pants for the forty-second time,
I chocked the little doctor with COV Booster Number Nine!
(Sax Instrumental Break)
He held a dose before my eyes, AND DEEP IT SINK!
I didn’t know my left hand from my right ...
My heart was fibrillating outa sight!
But when I pissed my pants for the forty-second time,
I chocked the little doctor with COV Booster Number Nine!
COV Booster Number Nine!
COV Booster Number Nine!
Here’s one more ...
Get the VAX! (Sung to ‘Yakety yak,’by the Coasters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epCN0f7FTIY
Take out your papers for the VAX,
Or you won’t get to spend your cash!
If you don’t subsidize our war -
You ain’t gonna go to work no more!
Get that VAX (Don’t fight back!)
We’ll finish cleanin’ up this soon ...
Just take that shot, stay in your room!
This freedom garbage that you cite -
No, you don’t have no stinkin’ rights!
Get the VAX (Don’t fight back!)
You just put on your COVID mask,
And get yourself the Moderna blast!
And when you’re finished doin’ that -
Bring in your mom n’ rat out your dad!
Get the VAX (Don’t fight back!)
Don’t you give me those Founders’ books ...
Doc Fauci’s hip, he knows they’re crooks!
Just tell your Trumper fans outside -
“You ain’t got nowhere left to hide!”
Get the VAX (Don’t fight back!)
Get the VAX, get the VAX!
Get the VAX, get the VAX!
Get the VAX, get the VAX!
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