[PGR88]

zoo officials replace the dummy egg with a real one that came from a pair of breeding penguins that have a history of inadvertently breaking their fertilized egg.

Progressive conclusion - fashionable and trendy gay men in urban areas can raise the children of welfare crackhead mothers.

[sevinufnine]

Oh no!

[Dilbert San Diego]

That’s why they planted this story in the media. I’ve seen other similar stories of homosexual behavior in animals.

And they want us to think, gee, there are gay penguins, thus homosexuality exists in the animal kingdom, thus, homosexuality among humans is just a parallel of what is found in the animal kingdom.