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New England Beach Pizza Is Not Very Good. Everyone Should Try It A celebration of the thin-crusted, sweet-sauced, provolone-topped seaside snack
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Posted on 02/24/2022 5:58:15 AM PST by mylife

If you were raised in northern New England, or spent any appreciable amount of time there, you already know what I am about to tell you: Beach pizza is a thing of local lore. There is some debate among people in my hometown — Newburyport, Massachusetts, a coastal city tucked between Boston and the New Hampshire border — about whether or not I, a person born in New York and raised in New England, should be allowed to identify as a Bay Stater. But when the conversation turns to pizza, my provenance becomes clear. I’m from New England. If I were not, I would not have a horse in this pizza race.

In the lengthy annals of pizzadom, New England beach pizza is little more than a blip on the carbohydrate radar; a connoisseur might deem beach pizza objectively bad. Cooked in sheet trays, it has a barely perceptible crust, an even less prominent dusting of cheese, and an overly sweet sauce that owes its flavor profile to Prego. Hold a square in your hand and you’ll be reminded, somewhat nostalgically, of an Ellio’s slice. There is wafer-thin crust and crunch, and your inevitable impatience to take a chomp out of it will be repaid with a burnt roof of the mouth, because waiting for perfectly imperfect things is difficult. For an extra 50 cents, the pizzaiolos at Cristy’s and Tripoli Pizza Bakery, the two rival vendors who produce this species of pizza, will melt an extra disk of provolone onto your slice. This is not great pizza. And yet, somehow, it is.

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the provolone sounds ok, but you lost me on the rest...
1 posted on 02/24/2022 5:58:15 AM PST by mylife
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To: mylife

I’ll pass, thanks. I’ll have some of the Haitian peanut butter from the other thread, though!


2 posted on 02/24/2022 6:00:36 AM PST by dinodino ( )
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To: mylife

Does it have Pineapple?..................


3 posted on 02/24/2022 6:01:56 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: mylife

They didn’t even post a picture of the pizza. Now I want to be angry.


4 posted on 02/24/2022 6:03:08 AM PST by BBQToadRibs2
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To: mylife

In competition with Skyline chili for most polarizing food in America.


5 posted on 02/24/2022 6:03:57 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: mylife

No thanks. I’ll keep my Jersey pizza - THE BEST!


6 posted on 02/24/2022 6:04:01 AM PST by frogjerk (I will not do business with fascists)
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To: mylife
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7 posted on 02/24/2022 6:04:33 AM PST by BBQToadRibs2
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all pizza, I have had on the Atlantic was acceptable but this one sounds sucky


8 posted on 02/24/2022 6:06:24 AM PST by mylife (It looks just like a telefunken U47... (===)
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To: mylife

Joey Tomatoes on the boardwalk in Point Pleasant is the best beach pizza I ever had.


9 posted on 02/24/2022 6:06:24 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("Todays conspiracy theory is tomorrows spoiler alert." )
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To: mylife

“This is not great pizza. But somehow it is.”

That’s about all I need to hear. #Pass


10 posted on 02/24/2022 6:06:45 AM PST by Scarlett156 (Someone with "comedian" on his social media profile is invariably a self-hating sadistic loser.)
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To: BBQToadRibs2
That is an accurate portrayal of the pizza you would get at a New England beach. Even the paper plate is excactly what you would get, along with a strip of brown paper towel (like what you would get to wash your hands in a rest room).

Get the fried clams instead.

11 posted on 02/24/2022 6:06:54 AM PST by SamAdams76 (Today I outlive John Hughes (Ferris Bueller))
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To: BBQToadRibs2

looks hideous!!!


12 posted on 02/24/2022 6:06:56 AM PST by mylife (It looks just like a telefunken U47... (===)
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To: SamAdams76

whole belly fried clams please :)


13 posted on 02/24/2022 6:08:54 AM PST by mylife (It looks just like a telefunken U47... (===)
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To: V_TWIN

Ha! I was in Cincy on Monday but didn’t partake. I like it though.


14 posted on 02/24/2022 6:09:37 AM PST by nascarnation (Let's Go Brandon!)
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To: mylife

I’ve seen elementary school lunch pizza that looked better.


15 posted on 02/24/2022 6:09:46 AM PST by BBQToadRibs2
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To: mylife

Im from Mass, this is not really a thing.


16 posted on 02/24/2022 6:12:23 AM PST by MrRelevant
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To: nascarnation

I would be more open if not for the clove ingredient....if not for that I could learn to like it.


17 posted on 02/24/2022 6:13:05 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

we had good school lunch pizza every thurs.

good spaghetti too.


18 posted on 02/24/2022 6:13:53 AM PST by mylife (It looks just like a telefunken U47... (===)
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Over here! with your provolone topped pizza!


19 posted on 02/24/2022 6:14:08 AM PST by JonPreston (Q: Never have so many, been so wrong, so often)
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To: MrRelevant

yet there it is...


20 posted on 02/24/2022 6:15:34 AM PST by mylife (It looks just like a telefunken U47... (===)
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