[StormEye]

"Somewhere around 2005 one of Boeing’s employees, who went by
the name “Mr Hands”, died while having sex with a
stallion. Specifically, he bled out from a ruptured colon."

What???
Did that actually happen?
Was this incident in the news?
You've got to be kidding everyone here.

[beef]

“Did that actually happen?”

Yup, sure did. Here you go:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

There was actually a video out there of the incident.