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Ozzy Osbourne Says He's Leaving The U.S. And Moving Back To Ghrizzah Hurgle Kroocy Breedle Boop(satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | August 30, 2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/31/2022 8:53:16 AM PDT by gattaca

LOS ANGELES — Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Ozzy Osbourne says he is sick and tired of "freggle cong mazzer lo" and plans to exchange his fast-paced L.A. lifestyle for the peaceful green pastures of "Ghrizzah Hurgle Kroocy Breedle Boop."

"Lokim gondal ragional bees," said a disappointed Ozzy Osbourne as he slowly shook his head. "I'm a rendoblan chizzle mango moo."

An official statement by the Osbourne family attorney has clarified that Ozzy is leaving California due to exorbitant tax rates. However, the attorney has thus far been unable to discern the family's final destination. "I looked up 'Ghrizzah Hurgle' and it does not exist," he said.

According to the fan website ozzyfozzy.com, the former Black Sabbath vocalist is likely planning to live full-time at Welders House, an estate he already owns in Buckinghamshire, England. Ozzy's current lifestyle of laying around all day and mumbling to himself would also make him a welcome fit in the English countryside, say experts. Buckinghamshire also made the top ten list of "great places to die."

But not to worry Black Sabbath fans, Osbourne has said his family will return if "fafjwjfe astro."


TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 08/31/2022 8:53:16 AM PDT by gattaca
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To: gattaca

Can’t understand a word he says without subtitles


2 posted on 08/31/2022 8:53:48 AM PDT by gattaca
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To: gattaca

Well.... bye...

wait, he’s still alive?


3 posted on 08/31/2022 8:54:30 AM PDT by cableguymn
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4 posted on 08/31/2022 8:56:01 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: gattaca
Ghrizzah Hurgle Kroocy Breedle Boop
Spent a week there in the 60s. It's not that great a place. Not much better than Chicongo.
5 posted on 08/31/2022 8:58:51 AM PDT by glennaro (Live life unbullied and unafraid. Choose to ignore or fight the irrationality that surrounds you.)
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Sounds like Ozzy is on Trunalimunumaprzure.


6 posted on 08/31/2022 9:02:22 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Chuckling...

One effd up dude even though it is from the bee.


7 posted on 08/31/2022 9:04:51 AM PDT by crz
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To: cableguymn

Now hang on...

I’m not sure what he’s saying today. But during the run of his show he ALWAYS praised the United States. He would routinely compare the two countries and wax on about how well the US and capitalism treats people.


8 posted on 08/31/2022 9:05:33 AM PDT by Celerity
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“Can’t understand a word he says without subtitles”

Maybe he’s trying to repeat one of Biden’s press conferences.


9 posted on 08/31/2022 9:06:11 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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To: gattaca
Anyone here speak Ozzy?


10 posted on 08/31/2022 9:06:22 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: gattaca

LOL!

“...says he is sick and tired of “freggle cong mazzer lo” I’m pretty sure Snoop Dog has said this too.


11 posted on 08/31/2022 9:06:58 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Ellen Ate Dynamite Good Bye Ellen)
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To: PLMerite

LOL


12 posted on 08/31/2022 9:10:15 AM PDT by gattaca
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To: dfwgator
He took orator lessons from FJB and Ted Kennedy:
FJB
Start at 1:16: Teddy
13 posted on 08/31/2022 9:25:07 AM PDT by glennaro (Live life unbullied and unafraid. Choose to ignore or fight the irrationality that surrounds you.)
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Can we get Biden to translate?


14 posted on 08/31/2022 9:26:18 AM PDT by PTBAA
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To: gattaca

Well, I wish him flugh garsparkle, then.


15 posted on 08/31/2022 9:30:42 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: gattaca

his UK tax bill might kill him though...

i mean that IS why he moved here, isn’t it?


16 posted on 08/31/2022 9:43:13 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: gattaca

He might want to rethink that once he sees the size of the utility bills over there. It must really be a bummer having to pay VAT tax on your utility bill, while being overcharged because your country is reliant on Russian oil.


17 posted on 08/31/2022 11:45:20 AM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: gattaca
Can’t understand a word he says without subtitles

Who, Biden?

18 posted on 08/31/2022 11:49:04 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: gattaca

I want Ozzy’s doctors. Should live to 150 easy.


19 posted on 08/31/2022 3:09:58 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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Praying he finds Salvation through Jesud Christ before he leaves this world.


20 posted on 09/01/2022 4:55:28 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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