Posted on 08/31/2022 8:53:16 AM PDT by gattaca
LOS ANGELES — Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Ozzy Osbourne says he is sick and tired of "freggle cong mazzer lo" and plans to exchange his fast-paced L.A. lifestyle for the peaceful green pastures of "Ghrizzah Hurgle Kroocy Breedle Boop."
"Lokim gondal ragional bees," said a disappointed Ozzy Osbourne as he slowly shook his head. "I'm a rendoblan chizzle mango moo."
An official statement by the Osbourne family attorney has clarified that Ozzy is leaving California due to exorbitant tax rates. However, the attorney has thus far been unable to discern the family's final destination. "I looked up 'Ghrizzah Hurgle' and it does not exist," he said.
According to the fan website ozzyfozzy.com, the former Black Sabbath vocalist is likely planning to live full-time at Welders House, an estate he already owns in Buckinghamshire, England. Ozzy's current lifestyle of laying around all day and mumbling to himself would also make him a welcome fit in the English countryside, say experts. Buckinghamshire also made the top ten list of "great places to die."
But not to worry Black Sabbath fans, Osbourne has said his family will return if "fafjwjfe astro."
Can’t understand a word he says without subtitles
Well.... bye...
wait, he’s still alive?
Sounds like Ozzy is on Trunalimunumaprzure.
Chuckling...
One effd up dude even though it is from the bee.
Now hang on...
I’m not sure what he’s saying today. But during the run of his show he ALWAYS praised the United States. He would routinely compare the two countries and wax on about how well the US and capitalism treats people.
“Can’t understand a word he says without subtitles”
Maybe he’s trying to repeat one of Biden’s press conferences.
LOL!
“...says he is sick and tired of “freggle cong mazzer lo” I’m pretty sure Snoop Dog has said this too.
LOL
Can we get Biden to translate?
Well, I wish him flugh garsparkle, then.
his UK tax bill might kill him though...
i mean that IS why he moved here, isn’t it?
He might want to rethink that once he sees the size of the utility bills over there. It must really be a bummer having to pay VAT tax on your utility bill, while being overcharged because your country is reliant on Russian oil.
Who, Biden?
I want Ozzy’s doctors. Should live to 150 easy.
Praying he finds Salvation through Jesud Christ before he leaves this world.
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