Posted on 03/02/2023 3:10:54 PM PST by TChad
WORLD — A shocking Gallup poll has revealed that a rapidly increasing number of kids in Generation Z are now identifying as members of the world's most celebrated, popular group.
"We're absolutely stunned by this," said sociologist Dr. Veg Dirgmann. "We can't begin to explain why young, impressionable kids who are desperate for popularity and affirmation are suddenly choosing to become members of the most popular and affirmed group in human history."
"Every single movie, TV show, corporation, TikTok influencer, YouTuber, public school teacher, pop star, and Hollywood star in the country openly promotes and celebrates this group. Why on earth would teenagers want to be a part of that? It must be biology."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
BABYLON IS CLICKBAIT. YOU PEOPLE ARE-You tell me.
No, since you are the one who is offended, why don't you tell us what we are?
I think the BB often provides great satire that helps advance conservative points of view.
I look forward to The Bee’s articles. They do a great job.
Maybe not your cup of tea, but definitely not clickbait.
The Beatles?
Babylon Bee is hardly clickbait! The humor is cutting and right to the point. It says so much more about the insanity going on in the world than could otherwise be exposed. I love The Bee.....it’s a wonderful tool for getting a point across.
“”I think the BB often provides great satire””
One of Alinsky’s major tactics is ridicule. The democRATS just hate when we use it also. Most democRATS have NO sense of humor. As Rush would often point out, the democRATS wake up angry, and spend all day, every day, angry. When a major piece of liberal, left wing, wacko legislation is passed by Congress and signed by the President, the next day they are STILL angry.
Also, some of Rush’s most famous parodies would, about 20 years later, become real.
So they’re identifying as dogs?
They had a video awhile back of Calvinist Santa. Hilarious. “EVERYBODY IS NAUGHTY!”
https://babylonbee.com/video/calvinist-santa-puts-everyone-on-naughty-list
Not Clickbait. But you sure seem triggered. Lol
Popular.
THEN DON’T CLICK!!!
The Bee is great..Thanks for the laughs, Bee!! 👍
its basically gotten to the point where anyone who says they are hetro is automatically labeled a hater.
Yes. It has been a very effective woke indoctrination campaign.
Really.. I love the humor of the Babylon Bee... It’s more newsworthy than the N Y Times...
That is too funny. 👍🎅
I think theirs is an entirely reasonable observation. A fashionable consensus of profoundly intellectually disabled people is now emerging that trades away the adulthood and dignity found as individuals for a collective prestige lacking dreams to pursue or accomplishments to celebrate. It is so much easier for significant portions of these latter generations to be seen as popular for being popular.
BB is humorous. I’ll give you that. Still it’s clickbait. We’re more serious here. Gotta be a generational thing. SNL USED to be funny. BB draws you in only if you think it’s serious at first. Caught me a couple of times.
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