Posted on 04/05/2023 4:22:50 PM PDT by McGruff
ST. LOUIS, MO — Beer scientists at Budweiser headquarters are reportedly hard at work researching how many cans of Bud Light it would take for Dylan Mulvaney to pass as a woman.
According to sources, Mulvaney, who recently became a spokesman for the alcoholic beverage, was personally recruited by CEO Phillip Bud while he was inebriated — now human resources need to know how this could have happened.
One. No. Two. No, Dr. Pedro Morganstein noted in the test log. Three? Ugh, no.
Dr. Morganstein reportedly passed out twenty beers later, still believing Dylan Mulvaney was a man. However, he did note that his female colleagues were at least three points more attractive.
Alcoholic intake studies are nothing new for the Budweiser corporation, but experiments typically measure the rate of cognitive decline. Determining how many drinks it takes for a man to look like a woman is new territory for the team
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How many? All of them.
As the rapper would say, at least Tupak.
(Certainly more than 50 Cent worth)
I just spit my drink out. LOL!
Buds light because his penis fell off
“That’s killer Jerry.”
I’ll tell ya, a Clydesdale couldn’t drag me over to their side of the fence.
Luckily I gave up drinking years ago. Though I did love good tequila at the time.
There is a Coors Light ad with a masculine looking guy, not trying to play tranny, but taking a bubbler with candles all over creation. Even that one is a little “lite.”
I don’t drink butt light. Now I won’t drink anything that has Anhauser Busch on it.
I don’t understand this article because I’m not a biologist.
I just threw up in my mouth a little
Not even a blind man with Spuds Mackenzie as a seeing eye dog could get beer goggles thick enough for that.
And more.
Can’t believe they’ve got a beer science department, and they didn’t even look into the use of beer goggles!
I wouldn’t even buy Budweiser to use for target practice anymore.
Yep lipstick on a pig thing
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Years ago, when we were homeschooling our kids, we became friends with the local Assembly of God preacher as they were homeschooling their kids of similar age.
We got on the topic of alcohol one day, and he said recently he had done a survey of the males in his flock on what they considered normal consumption.
A six pack a night on weekdays and a 24 pack on a weekend was considered normal by some, and not much less by the rest. Almost all Budweiser.
There is a huge Bud brewery in Merrimack, NH, in the south. Coos county, the northernmost is large in area, small in people. There is a very large Bud distribution center to keep the stuff flowing.
We wondered if that was what the Bible thumpers (and these are serious ones, church during the week and weekends) were drinking, what are the heathens drinking?
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