Posted on 07/11/2023 9:07:17 AM PDT by dynachrome
What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the local police department was called to investigate a corpse that apparently washed up on the beach.
"Multiple eyewitnesses reported a horrifying sight," said Sgt. Jon Munyan in a briefing to the press. "We were notified of what appeared to be a severely decomposed human male lying on the beach in broad daylight. We are currently investigating the reports and will provide more details when they become available."
Stunned onlookers described the scene. "We were just enjoying a beautiful day at the beach," said Rehoboth resident Ryan Ehart. "My daughter started screaming, and I looked up and saw what clearly looked like a dead man reclining in a beach chair. He was white as a sheet and showed no signs of life. In fact, he appeared to have been dead for a very long time. Stringy hair… hollowed-out features. Really nasty."
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LOL
Love it!
lol
That looks one of those crime scenes you might see on the TV show ‘Snapped.’
Sun Baked
I love the Bee. They are so hard core. LOL.
Pump it up with a little formaldehyde and it will easily go another 4 years!
” ...’e’s not dead - he resting! Pinin’ for the fjords, ‘e is.”
LMAO.
That’s a zombie fish.
Aka as a potusposer.
The State of Oregon knew how to deal with that, back in the day.
Was Biden in Delaware at the time.
This Bee really cracked me up
See post 2
Didn’t notice it was the bee till after I posted
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