[T.B. Yoits]

I went to a place to buy a ticket, senior discount for 65 and up. I was 60-61 and said “Hi, I identify as 65, can I have the senior discount”. They just stated, needless to say I did not get the senior discount.

Really exposes the fraud of it all, doesn't it?

I might decide to identify as President and start issuing Executive Orders.

[BigFreakinToad]

Be sure to ramble on then fade into nonsense and you might pull it off