[Jamestown1630]

Just buy diamonds, and save the receipt.

[Robert DeLong]

Now that one was cute. 🙂

[wildcard_redneck]

Dear NSA,

Does my wife have a boyfriend? Asking for a friend...

[NorthMountain]

No Such Agency told me this was a “Bee Sting” through the radio implant in my teeth.

[ansel12]

Women love this.

Beer Ring Top Drink Beverage Lifter by Kitchen Tools
https://www.amazon.com/Opener-Drink-Beverage-Lifter-Kitchen/dp/B017PYBYD0?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A16184AQYRFGZZ

[kawhill]

That’s priceless!

[MtnClimber]

NASA has a muslim outreach and also seems to have a chinese outreach under Biden. Gifts could be an honor killing or a struggle session.

What? There are not returns or complaints after either.

[stevio]

I feel his pain, last year I bought mine the i(whatever the lastest)phone.

[alternatives?]

One year while we had small kids, I increased the amount of my life insurance for a Christmas present.

[jdt1138]

Big Shout out to the NSA and the UTAH data center!
New Pearl Harbor
CONFIDENTIAL TOP SECRET GAMMAITALENT KEYHOLE
TOP SECRET ORCON
TOP SECRET NOFORN
TOP SECRET TALENT KEYHOLE BUlTER
POPCORN RELEASABLE TO FOREIGN NATIONALS
TOP SECRET//HCS/TK//SAR-BPII NOFORN
TOP SECRET IISI-ECI XYZll NOFORN
TOP SECRET IISI-ECI ABCIIREL TO USA, AUS, GBR
TOP SECRET IISI-EGI LMN
TOP SECRET IISI-ECI QRSIIREL TO USA, AUS, CAN, GBR, NZL
TOP SECRET IISI-ECI ABC-ECI EFG-ECI XYZ
TOP SECRET IISI-G-ECI ABCIIORCON
COSMIC TOP SECRET-BOHEMIA
IIDEU SECRET
JOINT SECRET CAN GBR USA
TOP SECRET IIFGI DEU GBR
SECRET TW/FGIl/NOFORN
SECRET IIFGI
TOP SECRET COMINT TALENT KEYHOLE
SECRET NNOFOR NIDEA SENSITIVE
UNCLASSIFIED IIDEA SENSITIVE
SECRET LIDO
SECRET

[CodeToad]

All he has to do is say, “Alexa, what does my wife want for Christmas.” All those spywares are NSA.