Cool, he went full Crocodile Dundee.
There are no words.
Love that story! I don’t know what his wife was thinking, though.
Replace that machete old man, with a mare's leg Chiappa 12 loaded with 00 Buck.
Next time someone pulls a knife on you Naif, touch it off in his general direction.
Reminds me of an old, OLD joke I dare not quote from.