[DallasBiff]

Did some research, and USA Today says it's a parody, but given today's wokeness, I could believe it. Heck I wouldn't be surprised if blue state public schools start putting litter boxes in classrooms for those who identify as cats.

Mods pull if too controversial.

[DCBryan1]

hopefully the vet puts it down:

[Rocky Mountain Wild Turkey]

Enjoying the dog food you allowed to be made by those you voted for over the years, never thinking they would ever start serving it to you???

[EvilCapitalist]

I identify as a multi-millionaire. Somehow I think if I went to the bank and told a teller this, he/she would laugh in my face.

[Billthedrill]

Hope she didn’t tell the vet “Fix him.”

[Victor]

I wonder if the vet identifies as an MD...maybe that would work..../s

[Organic Panic]

This is how we have to play this game. Play by their rules. Make it so absurd and stupid that they have to admit the whole trans scam has become. If you have to go to the DMV, go in as a man, then, half way through, declare you are a woman and sue the government for misgendering you.

[Robert DeLong]

Does mom provide son with a litter box? Or has she trained her cat to use the toilet meant for humans, but I have seen real felines use as their litter box. Either way, does she flush or clean the litter box, and does she allow her cat son to wipe himself on her bedding by dragging himself along the bedding as the feline I saw that was trained use the toilet did after using the toilet. 😋🤣

[SamAdams76]

Give him all the shots necessary for a cat.

Rabies, FVCRP, etc.

Then check for ringworm, feline distemper, cat scratch fever.

Maybe get him neutered as well, you know, so he doesn't knock up any stray cats in the neighborhood and contribute to the feral cat population.

Yes, that's one way to end this nonsense once and for all!

[NorthMountain]

Can he do this?

No?

Then he's NOT a cat.

[bk1000]

If they identify as cats or dogs, and they live in homes, shouldn’t they be spayed or neutered?

[Clay Moore]

See how many days the kid continues the delusion while eating nothing but cheap dry cat food.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

So if I identify as a Tacoma, I go to the local stealership?

It would be cheaper to see the worlds best brain surgeon.

[Sirius Lee]

If it is parody. Bee did it first, and better:

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-of-5-year-old-pterodactyl-finds-its-not-easy-to-get-species-affirming-care-in-america#google_vignette

[piasa]

To get him neutered?

[cgbg]

Take the kid to a pound—to the sign that says “cat termination room”.

Tell the kid “yup it is legal—I signed the papers.”

;-)

[Bonemaker]

De-fingernail the kid and spay the mother while they are at it.

[Bonemaker]

"Sky News host Rita Panahi.."

Check out Rita's youtube videos making screw of Biden! Bunch of them. Cuts to the chase!

Joe Biden’s blunders bring Sky News Australia host to tears

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Hope he was neutered.

[NWFree]

President Retard says he should be accepted as a freak and wants to hire him

[Deplorable American1776]

Spay or neuter your liberals, especially if they identify as a cat, dog, fox, chipmunk or a unicorn...