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To: Libloather

What the heck, let’s import Bengal Tigers and crocodiles everywhere too- give the illegal criminals something to compete with


5 posted on 03/30/2024 7:40:59 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Bob434

Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

18 posted on 03/30/2024 8:17:30 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
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