LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was reading a few other reviews just now, and giggling to myself.
Mrs DB asked what was so funny, and I told her.
She said, basically, haven’t you grown up since 2008 when you first stumbled upon those reviews?
Of course, the answer is, no.