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Timely advice!
1 posted on 04/26/2024 2:42:50 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Number 5 is spot on.


2 posted on 04/26/2024 2:47:46 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: Navy Patriot

Start with # 8 followed by # 1. game over


3 posted on 04/26/2024 2:52:12 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: Navy Patriot

Ra ra ree
Kick him in the knee
Ra ra rass
Kick him in the berries


4 posted on 04/26/2024 2:52:33 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Navy Patriot

I doubt trans athletes can beat women at women’s gymnastics. What other sports can women dominate?


5 posted on 04/26/2024 3:03:09 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Navy Patriot
Punch them in the Adam's apple: If he can't breathe, he can't physically dominate you.

Throw them off their game by saying J.K. Rowling is your favorite author: It may make them angry, but they'll become so unhinged that they'll lose focus.

Say you "self identify" as a peaceful person then knee the guy. While he's rolling around on the ground in pain, remind him YOU self identify as a peaceful person and he's to address you as Mother Teresa...

6 posted on 04/26/2024 3:22:52 PM PDT by GOPJ (.Has Nancy Pelosi called for the leader of Hamas to step down yet? If not, why not?)
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To: Navy Patriot

A Louisville Slugger?!


10 posted on 04/26/2024 3:40:03 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Liquid Heat in their jocks


11 posted on 04/26/2024 3:55:36 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: Navy Patriot
yeah, like the Tonya Harding 6000...


12 posted on 04/26/2024 4:02:01 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Navy Patriot

First thing I thought of was #8, Kick them in the nuts.

What surprises me about all of this is that there’s evidently no young men these days to take care of these freak boys. You would think they would do it for the girls. One dude could have his choice of dating any one of most of the female athletes.


14 posted on 04/26/2024 4:29:11 PM PDT by Pollard ( )
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To: Navy Patriot

#1 should be “kick her in the balls”


15 posted on 04/26/2024 4:45:57 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
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To: Navy Patriot

Ah, I thought it would be to use tools.


20 posted on 04/27/2024 4:21:27 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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