[Veto!]

I have 2 cups of half-caf every morning. My cardiologist said, “That equals one cup of coffee, and that\’s fine.”

So which expert is right?

[Fuzz]

Whichever approves of your consumption. If no one does, they’re all idiots.

[Sacajaweau]

You're the only expert that counts. It's coffee...not cyanide.

Be happy!!

[buwaya]

They are wrong, wrong, wrong!
One must saturate with caffeine, and live intensely!
What, do you want to live forever?