Who is training our commies these days? Cant even get a qualified one of those these days.
Okay class, “Ah canz breev!”
If they note how well you seem to be breathing then try a
“AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Right in the eye!”
Notice how he/she/it tried the old ‘go limp’ maneuver.
Didn’t work on that good old Georgia boy. He just toted him like a sack of feed...........................