Posted on 05/02/2024 10:26:43 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Democrats across the country embroiled in vicious infighting, antisemitism, and takeovers of college campuses, Republicans have decided to remedy their impending victory by attacking the First Amendment.
"We realized that things were going well for us, so we took corrective action immediately," said Mike Johnson, while at the bank cashing his latest check from a Ukrainian lobbyist. "We thought: 'What can we do that will immediately enrage our most loyal voters while simultaneously preventing the self-destruction of the Democrat Party?' Of course, the most obvious choice was to pass a law against free speech. Mission accomplished!"
Sources say the new antisemitism bill passed by the House will soon be struck down by federal courts, but should still do the job of necessarily injuring the Republican Party in an election year.
"This is the decisive leadership our party needs," said Congressman Crenshaw while adjusting his brand-new clown nose. "Hey check out how loud my clown nose can honk! HONK HONK!"
At publishing time, Republicans had announced next week's plans to also attack the Second Amendment.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Democommies and their pals republicrats. Merely waiting on stock tips.
Almost all of them have been compromised because of sexaully deviant behavior. There can be no other reason they can not make wholesome decisions.
All Career politicians are the same
“We realized that things were going well for us, so we took corrective action immediately,” said Mike Johnson, while at the bank cashing his latest check from a Ukrainian lobbyist.“
Ukraine Lobbyists run the country.
Awesome.
TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION
It actually is fiction! You’ve been stung by the Babylon Bee.
But don’t feel bad. The Bee got me too. 🐝
“”This is the decisive leadership our party needs,” said Congressman Crenshaw while adjusting his brand-new clown nose. “Hey check out how loud my clown nose can honk! HONK HONK!””
LOL I can’t stand Crenshaw he’s such a tool.
I know this is the Bee but it speaks the sad truth. Traitor Mike Johnson first sells out the conservative base by sending a large chunk of money to the Dems money laundering scheme in Ukraine then follows up with legislation that obviously violates the 1st amendment. What’s he going to do for an encore? Welcome Palestinian refugees to the US or give the illegals full citizenship? I wouldn’t put anything past this guy at this point.
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