Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (a letter from campus)

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah I have joined Camp Intifada Camp is very instigating And they say the quad sprinkler will soon stop raining

The tuition is so pricey To attend a Poison Ivy You remember Ilhan's daughter She’s now homeless for defending Jewish slaughter

All the comrades hate the Zios Who lack pronouns in their bios And we want to charm the Houthis So we hold hands and chant ‘Death to the Yahudis’

I've made new friends who are less white And my Hebrew is now left-right And when Jew kids, start to roll in We demand that they all go back home to Poland

Let me stay, oh Muddah, Faddah Globalize the Intifada Don't bring me back to the suburbs; Cancel my tuition for next year

Let me stay, I’ll proudly wear my Keffiyeh And loudly shout “Death to America” I know everything to say I've been here one whole day

Dearest father, darling mother I’ll stay one way, or another You paid thousands to this college So our camp could make the janitor a hostage

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Hello Muddah, hello Faddah

I have joined Camp Intifada

Camp is very instigating

And they say the quad sprinkler will soon stop raining

The tuition is so pricey

To attend a Poison Ivy

You remember Ilhan's daughter

She’s now homeless for defending Jewish slaughter

All the comrades hate the Zios

Who lack pronouns in their bios

And we want to charm the Houthis

So we hold hands and chant ‘Death to the Yahudis’

I've made new friends who are less white

And my Hebrew is now left-right

And when Jew kids, start to roll in

We demand that they all go back home to Poland

Let me stay, oh Muddah, Faddah

Globalize the Intifada Don't bring me back to the suburbs;

Cancel my tuition for next year

Let me stay,

I’ll proudly wear my Keffiyeh

And loudly shout “Death to America”

I know everything to say I've been here one whole day

Dearest father, darling mother

I’ll stay one way, or another

You paid thousands to this college

So our camp could make the janitor a hostage

Wait a minute, cops are coming

We’re uprising, they are stunning .....

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