Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Missing Nuclear Fuel Rods Found-(Where they were supposed to be !)
07/16/04 | vanity

Posted on 07/16/2004 8:32:28 AM PDT by genefromjersey

(Source: Land Line Magazine)

Workers at the Yankee nuclear power plant in Vernon, VT found 2 "missing" nuclear fuel rods-right where they were supposed to be.

A small "media storm" had erupted in April,when nobody could pinpoint the whereabouts of the 2 spent fuel rods: very probably because a tanker truck had vanished in Pennsauken,NJ,and two lots of Rheocrete- a product which can, when combined with the proper chemicals,be converted into an explosive - had been stolen.

"Ah-hah !", the Media screamed."All the ingredients for a dirty bomb have been stolen! We're doomed !" Some of the channels showed graphics of the effects of such a device.It was enough to make you consider moving into the hills !

Quite recently, the geniuses at the nuclear power plant got to wondering why there were two long 40" aluminum cylinders in the spent fuel pool,and, after much head-scratching,somebody decided to check the records.

The records revealed General Electric had supplied the containers,and that they were designed for the storage of spent fuel rods.After more head-scratching,along the lines of "What do you suppose in in those things?",somebody (probably the janitor) came up with idea of using remote video equipment to take a look. Sure enough,the missing fuel rods were inside ! (The janitor probably got fired for being a smart-ass.)

The tanker truck and the Rheocrete are still missing: not all that surprising when one considers the fact truck hijacking and cargo theft are cottage industries along the Eastern Seaboard.

I can almost guarantee you won't see this story on the six o'clock news tonight...or ever !


TOPICS: War on Terror; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: dirtybombs; mediahype; nuclearpower; scares; thefts; yankeeplant

1 posted on 07/16/2004 8:32:29 AM PDT by genefromjersey
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: genefromjersey

Its always in the last place you look.


2 posted on 07/16/2004 8:33:47 AM PDT by cripplecreek (yes. As a matter of fact, my legs are broke.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: genefromjersey

Must have found the one that flies out of Homer Simpson's pocket into the sewer at the beginning of each episode.


3 posted on 07/16/2004 8:34:57 AM PDT by Maceman (Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: genefromjersey

I just hate it when i missplace my spent nuclear fuel rods. Mrs. Allegiance is always chewing me out for leaving them around the house, especially beside the heavy-water pool.


4 posted on 07/16/2004 8:35:47 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance ( "Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: cripplecreek
Its always in the last place you look.

I've noticed that too.....};)

5 posted on 07/16/2004 8:35:59 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: genefromjersey

Let me see - behind the copier in Los Alamos !?


6 posted on 07/16/2004 8:38:51 AM PDT by traumer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: cripplecreek

I heard that Kerry used all his navy training to good use and dove into the pool to find them. Thank God this man will be in charge soon.


7 posted on 07/16/2004 8:39:44 AM PDT by lonerepubinma
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: genefromjersey
"All the ingredients for a dirty bomb have been stolen! We're doomed !"

If the media had said nothing, you'd be screaming, "Coverup!  Conspiracy!"
8 posted on 07/16/2004 3:50:38 PM PDT by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gcruse

No, but you may be amused or amazed to see there is ANOTHER MISSING FUEL ROD CASE -this on in Georgia (?) being reported today.

I know the concept of a "dirty bomb" is a scarey one,but if you review all that goes into making one of those monsters,you begin to realize (as al-Qaeda did) it's not a very practical way of doing business.


9 posted on 07/16/2004 5:25:33 PM PDT by genefromjersey
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: genefromjersey

No doubt they all voted for Dean, Leahy, Jeffords and Bernie Sanders.


10 posted on 07/17/2004 2:10:40 PM PDT by JohnBovenmyer (I)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JohnBovenmyer

Yeah,no more nukes ! No more nukes !


11 posted on 07/17/2004 3:40:03 PM PDT by genefromjersey
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson