Check this out. Some guy in Bellevue has a major problem with Christmas trees. Can you imagine the rage he feels when he goes downtown and sees all the beautiful, festive decorations?
The horror.
No kidding. In fact, I think we should go find this guy, and tie him up with christmas lights and leave him plugged in on a street corner somewhere bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Or the very thought of someone wishing him a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year? And we dare to call ourselves a civilized society?