[Boot Hill]

1. How come so many of your citizens thought that Saddam Hussein had something to do with 9/11?
   The Four Immutable Laws of Middle Eastern Terrorism:
   1. All Middle Eastern terrorism is state sponsored.
   2. All Middle Eastern Islamic countries sponsor the terrorism.
   3. There is no practical distinction between the various named terrorist organizations, therefore the enemy is all Islamic terrorist organizations, not just al-Qa'ida.
   4. The purpose of the GWOT is not to avenge 9-11, but rather to end the grave national security threat against America posed by Middle Eastern terrorism.

2. How come so many of your citizens know so little about other places?
   Since water seeks its own level, perhaps you should select a "different" class of Americans to associate with.

3. How come so many of your citizens know nothing about the history of US foreign and covert policy?
   See answer #2.

4. How come most of your citizens supported the invasion of Iraq?
   a.) They aren't sutpid.
   b.) see answer #1.

5. After the world found out that there weren’t any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and President Bush announced that he was calling off the search for them, why didn’t your citizens demand that President Bush be impeached?
   While WMD was an issue, it was not the primary purpose of the U.S. attacking Iraq, terrorism was. If you're still confused, review answer #1 again.

6. How come some Americans think these sorts of questions are bad?
   We don't, we think they exhibit stupidity and ignorance.

7. How come your citizens don’t care that the CIA and the Department of Defense don’t have to disclose information to them, even though the Constitution says that they do?
   The Constitution says no such thing.

8. You make more weapons than anyone else in the world. How come America?
   Because we have more worth protecting than anyone else and because we take that responsibility seriously. (Which begs the question why you in Cannuckistan don't?)

9. How come it’s legal to own an assault rifle but two men or two women can’t get married?
   Because the American people are a free and moral people.

10. Why do you spend more money on defense than education and healthcare?
    Because it's hard to educate or medicate dead people.

What, only ten questions?!

--Boot Hill

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Why do you spend more money on defense than education and healthcare?
Because it's hard to educate or medicate dead people.

Classic!!!

[PzLdr]

As to question 10: Because almost all our "Allies" spend their money on health care and social welfare systems that don't work, but keep their herd quiet, but nothing to defend themselves, preferring to have us do it for them, while they remain idiotically smug.

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