[Uncle Vlad]

Oh, let's not stop there. Let's strip-search everyone, and I mean everyone, who walks through the door of a public school. And DNA samples from everyone to make sure everyone is really who he says he is. Wait a minute! I've got an even better idea: let's keep the kids extra safe by keeping them locked up at school 24/7. That way we can indoctrinate them even faster, so they'll be even more amenable to these blatant violations of the Constitution. And no more junk food. That'll make the world safe for democracy. (sarcasm off)

[Protagoras]

Oh, let's not stop there. Let's strip-search everyone, and I mean everyone, who walks through the door of a public school.

Just abolish government schools and head off this scenerio.