Hell, test the politicians too. After all, if we're serious about combatting drug abuse the most noble among us must set a good example, non?
Why stop there, lets test everyone twice a month. We could help form hundreds of thousands of jobs, living off the hard work of the taxpayers. Papers please!
These statists are pushing their agenda by indoctrinating kids into accepting the notion that it's O.K. for the government to tell you to piss into a jar on demand. Once the kids think it's a-ok to do this without any probably cause whatsover, you're less than a generation away from some really evil stuff IMO.
In the name of full disclosure: If someone were to strap me down (because that's the only way this will happen) and extract a blood or urine sample from me, the only thing they'll find are traces of ibupropen (advil), and caffeine levels that would kill a medium-sized elephant.
I insist that all journalists, who report on this drug testing, also be drug tested.
Precisely what I weas screaming at the TV during the good god how much did this cost us taxpayers inquiry into steriods in baseball.
Let's start piss testing Congress TODAY.