[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

One loser coattailing another loser. Go for it. The Kerry/Gore ticket cometh for the "Green" party. !!

[showme_the_Glory]

Owlgore is not going to be happy about Kerry's inconvinent cutting in on his gig.

[Kirkwood]

Too lazy to write his own book.

[henkster]

Dear John & Teresa

I made the world greener when I took a dump in the woods. I thought of you.

/s/ Smokey the Bear

[darkwing104]

Dear John,

What is it like to be the world's most successful Gigolo?

[DakotaRed]

They got our input in November 2004.

Now, 'Lurch,' just go away and reminisce about when you thought you were relevant.

[dighton]

We'd love to hear from you.

Sell your Gaia-killing houses, SUVs, jet, and so forth. Give the proceeds to the poor. Go live in a cave.

[MarineBrat]

Where do I post my response photo?

[Rb ver. 2.0]

My neighbor's dog makes the world a greener place, one spot at at time.

[ConservaTexan]

Please take a moment and send us your stories about people you know -- even yourself -- who have found ways to make the world a greener place.

What an idea, you write the book and JFK gets the money from it. I can't wait to see the genetic bouillabaisse that contribute ideas to this book.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Dear Kerry and Terry,

Just how many gin-soaked raisins did it take before you came up with this idea? And how many more before you thought it was original?


Sincerely,


Curious

[NRA2BFree]

Dear John, I painted my SUV green. Will that help?

[digger48]

Ah cut down a bunch of nasty old trees so ah could make room for some nice green grass come spring

[BenLurkin]

Sounds like they are hoping to identify as many suckers as possible to add to their mailing and email spam lists.

[reagandemo]

Hey Kerry you Dufus. how about selling that "flying Squirrel" corporate jet you and the misses fly around in. That thing has to create one heck of a carbon foot print.

[DeFault User]

Here's the cabin of a fellow who was really serial about the environment:

I believe he is now using public housing so you can sell your mansions and move in. (The Unabomber won't mind.)

[avacado]

[N. Theknow]

Bugsy Moran Kerry and his moll cutting in on Big Al's turf?

Or since Gorebull Warming is a religion; Jim and Tammy Fay cutting in on Jimmy Swaggart's gig.

[mass55th]

Dear John & Terry:

I saved a hamster from drowning and broke a nail. Can I get a Purple Heart?

Signed,
Ima Hero

[geo40xyz]

Here's help: place a 50% environment tax on ALL income earned from tax-free trust funds for anyone earning more than $100,000. (2) Place a 80% environment tax on anyone owning more than two homes. (3) Place a 90% environment tax on anyone living in a collective living space greater than 15,000 sq ft.