[Soothesayer]

This is why I’m reviewing the curriculum before I send my kids to a school, any school.

[B4Ranch]

Just send your kids to a Catholic school and save yourself a lot of trouble. My best friend in prep school was a Jewish guy named Aaron. He made it through just fine without too many bruises.

He did scare the pants off his mom when he brought home a list of Catholic churches in his neighborhood. When she found out I gave it to him as a joke she yelled at me pretty loud, but his Dad saw the humor in it and saved my neck.