Posted on 07/19/2010 7:31:14 PM PDT by massmike
So, its the middle of the summer, and your family and kids need something to do. You decide to take them to an amusement park. Best to avoid Six Flags . . . unless youre Muslim. If you are, the red carpet is rolled out on the most interesting of dates, September 12th. Im sure that this is the day after 9/11 is just coincidence, right?
(Excerpt) Read more at debbieschlussel.com ...
Rent a plane and drop bacon over the entire amusement park!
Relentless assault upon Western/Christian values, and Corporations are enablers! Why?
There are many theme parks across the country. Don’t go to the ones that offend you.
Did I miss Christian family day? (sarcasm off)
They started doing this a few years after 9/11.
Anyone still think that 9/11 wasn’t one of the biggest tactical victories in history?
Play fun games like stone the infidel, head rolling, etc.
>> Why?
Cuz’ it’s hip and cool.
And the bomb jokes for amusement parks commences in 3... 2... 1...
Somali Pirates hijack the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride; shots reported fired
Anaheim, California - Apparently bypassing the latest State-of-the-Art security at an amusement park which is the happiest place in the world, the Somali pirates gained access through an employee entrance, mistaken as underpaid foreign exchange students.
Once inside the world famous amusement park, they begin to loot and rob the attendees virtually unnoticed and unreported by their victims.
“We thought they were park employees,” said Tom Andersen, vacationing with his family from Ohio. “They were dressed up like characters from the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ ride.”
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i43970#this
We had a really good time there on whitey heterosexual married Christian middle class middle America day.....oh never mind.
I figure he should be due for another vacation by then....
Bet you won’t see Porky Pig on that day.
I don’t care at all. I’m going to Hogwarts in December. I’ll stop in Whoville along the way.
Hmmm .. just AFTER 9/11?
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1) Why the heck does any amusement park have special days based on religion?
2) Will they have Hari Krishna Family Day? Wiccan Family Coven Day? Jonestown, Guyana Survivor Family Day? Why Not? Why are they discriminating against these religions, yet honoring Muslim families? Do they have to murder 3,000 Americans using planes and try it again using underwear, in order to get recognition?
3) How will they enforce discounts or whatever theyre giving or doing for the Muslim Family Day? What if I go to Six Flags and claim Im Muslim? Will they make me recite suras from the koran to prove it? Or show them how to convert a cellphone into an IED?
4) Who picked the 9/12 date for Muslim Family Day and why? Is it to show us that the day after the date of the attacks they are not only still here but growing in population and pandered to by places like Six Flags?
5) Why cant they combine Muslim Family Day with the event after it, since they seem kind of redundant? Yes, Im SNICKERing.
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/24847/celebrate-muslim-family-day-six-flags-on-september-12th/
WHY ANNOUNCE THE LOCATION....LOCATION....LOCATION?
Porky Pig notably absent from the picture....
Boycott the theme park.
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