[ilovesarah2012]

From San Francisco? Unexpected!

[spokeshave]

Mr. President, no golf ball exploded because of your amazing power and strength - you hit an addled duck egg,

And buy the way....Most everything you touched has been egged...

Defense

Education

Health Care

Unemployment

Race relations

National Debt

Investment

[Left2Right]

In other news, we are receiving reports of flying pigs...