[library user]

<"It's Rachel-something," he testified in a Haifa courtroom. "Carrie?"

Carrie? Carrie? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

[soupbone1]

The parents expected some tearful expression of remorse with a heartfelt plea for forgiveness and all they got was Rachel something.

[max americana]

“Oh, you mean terrorist sympathizer pancake #67? Yeah, I remembered her...double thump and a bump which is far different from the ka-bump thump I feel when driving over a Palestinian with a rocket”

[healy61]

College student? Where was she enrolled? And how were her grades?

I would bet the farm that she was not an enrolled student. At 23? She should have learned a few more things in kindergarten.

[billorites]

I told you: Don't mess with the Israelis.

You know, they say I'm kinda two dimensional too.

Like I said in the moovie..
"I'll be flat."
Get it? Flat!

You've gotta ask yourself a question:
"Do I feel lucky?"
Well, do ya, Corrie?