Posted on 04/01/2015 2:57:45 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued
The following steps need to be taken if the U.S. is going to achieve its best days.
1.) Universal white male guilt
2.) Free abortions for all women
3.) Gay marriage
4.) Trans-gender optional restrooms
5.) Reparations for Politically Correct victims groups.
One last thing before you respond. Do you know what today is? That's right- HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY!!!!!
Not to a progressive. This is utopia.
Easy.
Off the libs.
There, done.
I thought it was quoting the bronze plaque at the entrance of MSNBC.
I know it’s an April Fools joke but a more serious answer would be:
Adhere to the Constitution and follow the spirit in which it was written in.
One thing thou lackest: to make David Rockefeller Emperor and Zbigniew Brzezinsky his Queen.
Good one. One I forgot to include was “A tax on all religions with an exemption for Islam.” That’s what I get for being in a hurry.
Wow! What visionary thinking.
We’ll be the best of mankind!... er... personkind..?
You forgot the new Common Corpse math — reduce everyone to the lowest common denominator.
That’s paves a nation straight to HELL.
7. Have everyone turn in their guns.
Oops, here’s a 6.
6. Increase the number and size of unions in every job sector.
There, fixed it!
8. Affordable Govt supplied Health Insurance. /snicker
9. Everyone gets a “living” wage - of course don’t define “living”
10. Demonize anyone not 100% on board with all liberal agendas.
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