One can see the diabolical, demonic eeevil in this foul deed! By stealing merely ONE shoe the eevil Zionist has placed the good Muslim in an untenable position. Upon embarking on daily prayer, the good muslim must remove both his shoes. How can he do this if he has but one? Must he remove the one shoe, replace it upon his foot, and remove it again? Is this not duplicity? OH! You who believe! The prophet(pbuh) was never faced with this dilemma, as he always had MORE than than two shoes, as he was wont to help himself to the shoes of his enemies, as he saw fit (pbuh).
Now, this poor individual is faced with this horrid dilemma not once, not twice, not thrice, but FIVE TIMES A DAY!
What can this poor man do to stay instep with his daily prayer schedule? His very sole is at stake! No other theft could have been laced with such evil intent. That eevil Zionist was a heel of the first magnitude, may beets grow in his belly, G-d forbid!
He could just go out and buy more shoes.
-——How can he do this if he has but one?-——
Which is why in a moment of angry protest a good Muslim throws both shoes, not just one