Got smacked with those plenty in my youth. Last time was in the Principle’s office. I had told a girl in my class that “her living bra died of starvation”. She made a big scene and it disrupted the class.
Principle asked me where I heard that. I told him on the Carol Burnett show last night.
He was breaking up laughing, but he paddled me all the same. HARD!
Board of Education applied to the Seat of Knowledge.
“...her living bra died of starvation.”
ROFL!