George: “uhhh....Astroturf! You know who invented Astroturf?!! The Jews!! The Jews hate grass.....”
[ Excerpted from The Great Game ]
But have they read “The Big Game”?
George: So, um, you’ve read “The Big Game”, have you?
Eva (fawning): Yes I’ve read it and I’ve memorized it.
George: Tell me your impressions, I would love to hear what a young woman thinks of “The Big Game”.
Eva: Well, this is sort of embarrassing, but it’s changed my life. The way you analyzed the game? The way you identify the major players? Well it left me breathless. You’re a brilliant, brilliant man.
George: Well, it’s just a game. Remember that, kids.
Tim: Just a game. He’s so humble. Don’t forget what you wrote in the epilogue, the fate of the world depends on the outcome of this game.
George: Well, I was exaggerating a bit, just for effect.