[euram]

Most would be willing to give them $100,000 in cash and one way tickets to any African country on condition that they never return.

[econjack]

Most would be willing to give them $100,000 in cash and one way tickets to any African country on condition that they and their offspring never return.

There...better.

[Shane]

Eliminate the cash (they have already received enough freebies) and I’m in!