Thought maybe a smile break would help.
And maybe a prayer or two.
Open a window for fresh air.
Maybe throw a round through the cockpit to get the pilot's attention?
put a paper bag over your head!
Jump, you’re dead anyway (according to the pearl clutcher’s here anyway), and maybe if you are over a dense pine forest you will have your fall cusio ned and will survive a few weeks more.
But make no mistake, you ARE among the walking dead. I know it’s true because I heard it on the news.
Kill them and cook them at a temperature where the virus dies.
Serve only the best parts and throw the rest out of the airplane to land on some 6 year old kid’s lap, who will then need psychiatric care until he’s 111.
Throw them out the air lock.
Call a lawyer the moment you land so you can be first in line to sue the airline, the airport, the transportation authorities in the country of departure, and the flight crew for not immediately isolating the sick passenger in the lavatory. This will work best if you are actually sick, so find someone with the corona virus and get as close to him as possible; you will probably not have more than very minor symptoms but you will end up very rich.
Too late now you are screwed. BUT, it may help if you chew on a Clorox cake
Eat the fish.
Lock yourself inthe cleanest place on the plane- the bathroom!
Don’t get on the plane. Take a car.
I was on a flight once where some guy blew his sick all over the back of the seat in front of him. This in turn triggered chain wretching amongst about half of the passengers. I felt great pity for who ever had to clean up that airborne vomitorium.
Haven’t you heard. The airlines are leaving the door open so if someone gets sick, just throw them out. Make sure you are not over a populated area first.
...ask yourself whether a bout with Coronavirus was worth that visit to Eiffel Tower.
Jump out of your seat, demand to be moved to first class. rant and rave, claim racism even if you are white.
You know where the emergency exit is? Toss the sick guy out.
You thought I was going to suggest you jump out, huh?
Demand double Frequent Survivor Miles. Deduct them from the sick person’s account.
Order another drink
Put a ziplock over their head. Duct tape it to their neck. HOW DARE THEY!