[Captain Walker]

But there is a fly in the ointment. Let’s say the United States took the land from Tribe A. But Tribe A took the land from Tribe B. And Tribe B took the land from Tribe C. Etc. (A lot of this can be traced back.)

So which tribe gets the U.S.-occupied land back?


Tribe Z, naturally.

(Did I guess right?)

[RaginRak]

...and then there is Manhattan

[Leaning Right]

> Tribe Z, naturally. (Did I guess right?) <

Excellent work, captain. If I ever become president, I’m putting you in charge of the Bureau of Indian Affairs. Feel free to put this emblem on your car’s front doors now.