[blueplum]

in case anyone in Nashville is expecting visitors...they're all safe in New Mexico at the moment.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

The FBI, yeah OK. They mean the SA for the Democrap party that USE to be the FBI.

[bray]

He was yelling something about Akbar, FBI is searching for a motive.

[lowbridge]

“A man aboard a flight from Los Angeles International Airport to Nashville allegedly tried to breach the cockpit”

If he identifies himself as a pilot, they’ll have to let him go.

[Revel]

Does anyone notice how controlled this story is? A plane full of witnesses and not one real detail about what happened. My guess is that all the witnesses were told to keep their mouths shut.

[Mean Daddy]

I have a flight software that alerts me on Squawk 7700 and saw this one. Usually you never find out the reason for the code but it’s my understanding that it’s usually a-hole passengers.

[plain talk]

“While aboard the aircraft, the man was zip-tied and passengers said members of airline crew were the ones who stopped him, the report added.”

Each passenger should have been given the opportunity to beat the crap out of the guy.

[Dr. Sivana]

Gee, even when Bugs Bunny flies commercial, he still winds up at Albuquerque,

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

He had a craving for poke and wanted to visit the Aloha Snack Bar?

[Karl Spooner]

“Pilot and co-pilot charged with civil rights violations for not allowing Muslim to enter the cabin.”

[fidelis]

Reports indicate he was heard to be yelling, “Stop! Stop! You need to make that right turn at Albuquerque!”

[2CAVTrooper]

“Delta Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Albuquerque”

Was it Bugs Bunny trying to make that left turn?

[bitt]

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