[Chad C. Mulligan]

Putin’s population is shrinking, so what could be better than to import 2 million Palaswineans? Be a hero Vlad!

[MinorityRepublican]

Putin’s population is shrinking, so what could be better than to import 2 million Palaswineans?

Ramzan Kadyrov won't take them in Chechnya. So Putin should take them in somewhere in Siberia. A bit cold for them, though.