I know, right? Don't they have teething rings over there?
Or pretzel logs with most of the salt rubbed off.
When my youngest was teething I figured it was time to get her ready for food, so when we had chicken, I’d give her the chicken thigh bone to gnaw on. It was too big to swallow and I never let her have it when I wasn’t watching carefully, it was only during the meal, but you should have heard her scream when I tried to take it away.