[Uncle Miltie]

No more baby bombers for this one!

[packagingguy]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:

I’m a horrible parent.

Jeff Dunham:

Why?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:

I took him to take-your-kid-to-work day. It’s not funny! My wife is still pissed at me. She came to the market and said, “Where’s our son?” And I go, “Over there, over there and up there.” Kids nowadays, they blow up so fast.