Old Johnny Carson joke. “I arrived at the LA airport and every single piece of my luggage was lost and the airline can’t find them anywhere.
Police have found a promising lead, though. Two baggage handlers have been seen wearing my suits.
Gallagher: (watermelon smashing comedian) “I want to go to Chicago, and I want my luggage to go to NYC.” Airline: “We can’t do that, sir.” Gallagher: “Well, you did it last week.”