Reminds me of an old joke:
After his service, the preacher is at the church door saying goodbye to his flock as they leave and he sees a man, a rather simpleton, featuring a weltering black eye leaving. The preacher says nothing but the following week he sees the man again with his other eye now freshly blackened. So, he pulls him aside and asked what happened.
The simpleton says during the service last week, a large woman in front of him stood up to sing and her dress was wedged in the crack of her butt so he thought he would be kind and he pulled it out for her and she turned around and belted him. Black eye number one.
The following week, the same woman stood up to sing and the simpleton saw her dress was not wedged in the crack as he thought she wanted so he went ahead and stuffed it in for her. Black eye number two.
Hahahahaa!! OMGosh that was so good! I’m going to save this one for later.
LOL