[pfflier]

"We have begun suspending students,"

Boy, that is throwing the pamphlet at them.

[No name given]

Exactly, the suspensions won’t amount to much at all.

[Col Frank Slade]

Knock them over with your feather, Columbia.

[Thank You Rush]

“”said around 5 p.m., about three hours after the deadline passed.””

Did they all lose their watches? Or just never learned to tell time?

[abbastanza]

Except I would bet money it’s not true.