Princeton Gaza Jihad : Unless you, Princeton, pulls all money from Israel immediately and forever and install the caliphate, the Prince in Gaza Jihad will rain fire on one campus building each week until our demands are met.
[Battery warning flashing faster]
Princeton Gaza Jihad: First, we will detonate one weapon on this uninhabited field as a demonstration of our power and Princeton Gaza’s Jihad’s willingness to be humanitarian.
[In a burst of static, the image GOES BLACK]
Princeton in Gaza Jihad : However, if these demands are not met, Princeton
Gaza Jihad will rain fire on one campus building each week...
[the cameraman nervously lowers the camera, ashen-faced.]
Princeton Gaza Jihad Cameraman : Battery, Aziz!
Funny movie.
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